Those blowhards in the AFL media, them overpaid talking heads with exaggerated reputations, will be coming for the Sydney Swans, now that they have...
AFL
AFL Mutterings In The Manosphere
Gerard Healy calls for the tag and it has become a running joke. Tag every player, maybe? Could it be because nobody plays on anyone anymore in AFL?...
Has Dean Cox Inherited A Damaged Team?
Or has he made a mess of his first few months of the season, as head coach of the Swans in 2025? Tom McCartin? A failed experiment still costing the...
Modern Footy
The truth about AFL football these days is that nobody plays on each other. If you look around the ground during a game, you will see 36 players...
Coaches and The Media: AFL Sacrificial Slaughter Feeds The Fans
They say that opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one. The question is whether there are some expert arseholes out there in media land. The...
Do The Swans Need A Head Doctor?
Following another worrying performance in front of goals, do the Swans need a head doctor? It cannot be a complete coincidence that they were...
Sydney Swans’ Serial Neglect Of Ruck Stocks
AFL premiership sides boast first string rucks more often than not. The Sydney Swans serial neglect of ruck stocks has cost them flags, in my view....
Trying To Understand AFL Footy
Funnily enough I am not a new Australian. I am not a mere visitor to these shores. I have lived and breathed the blessed air of this great southern...
Too Much Scrutiny of a Silly Game
Sport in Australia is akin to a naked fat man in a fishbowl bending over. There is way too much scrutiny of a silly game through the lenses of...
Why We Need Relegation in AFL
Watching the North Melbourne Kangaroos play the Western Bulldogs on Good Friday answers that question – why we need relegation in AFL. Footy pundits...